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Beryl 689 2592 Horse ...	Re: TGAMM FINDS CURE FOR RHINO RASH 9/22/2007 2:20:16 AM
	Hi Joe, Hi Rina, Congratulations on being our honored Rhino Award winner. Glad to see you feeling better, back and active again in Adlandpro. I look forward to your inspiring and marvelous post. Enjoy. Beryl
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Rinna 1779 5162 Shah Alam	Re: TGAMM FINDS CURE FOR RHINO RASH 9/22/2007 1:03:50 PM
	MARY HANNAN for stopping by here and enjoying this with me. I truly appreciate you being here. You go Graphics Lady... what an inspiration you are. Take care and have a blessed week! Love, Rina This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death. However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself, and lands gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the window seat are astounded! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the two men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. He replies "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land on the ground with no problems." Then he proceeded to jump out the window again. Well, these two men decided that they just HAD to try this, so they jumped out the window, and SPLAT! -- made a mess hitting all over the ground. Meanwhile, the first guy has made it back up to the bar. When he sits down to order his drinks, the bartender says "Superman, you can be a real ------- when you're drunk!"
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Rinna 1779 5162 Shah Alam	Re: TGAMM FINDS CURE FOR RHINO RASH 9/22/2007 1:07:31 PM
	JUDY SMITH for stopping by again and being a real dear for your words. Wow, Judy, you can be a bundle of joy visiting me again and congratulating me. I am overjoyed by your constant support and kind heart. You are truly a lovely lady. Have a blessed week! Love, Rina "No, really, I'm OK to drive." --I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with. "I'm not used to these darts." --I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed. "You get this one, next round is on me." --We won't be here long enough to get another round. "I'll get this one, next one is on you." --Happy hour is about to end....now drafts are a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop. "I haven't seen you around here for a long time." --You stuck up little -----, too good for your old friends?? "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" --I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position. "Lets get out of here." --I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley guy's helmet. "Ever try a body shot?" (female to male) --If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home? "I don't feel well, let's go home." (female) --You are paying more attention to your friends than me. "I don't feel well, lets go home." (male) --I'm horny. "I've had like 10 beers already." --I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way. "Who's got the next round?" --I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.
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Rinna 1779 5162 Shah Alam	Re: TGAMM FINDS CURE FOR RHINO RASH 9/22/2007 1:12:12 PM
	DRAKE for stopping by with your congratulations and making my day. Thank you for being supportive and a kind person. Have a blessed week my friend! Love, Rina There was a man named Bubba and Bubba knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Bubba got a new job, Bubba says to his new boss, "Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!" His boss doesn't believe him, so he says "No you do not know everyone in the whole world" but Bubba says "Yes I do!" so Bubba's boss says "Well prove it!" then Bubba says "Pick someone... and I know them!" Well Bubba's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. "Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Bubba says "Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" but Bubba's boss says "No you weren't!" then Bubba says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house. Bubba knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Bubba goes "Tom!!!" and Tom goes "Bubba!" and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Bubba's boss can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that could happen, it's just one person," so he tells Bubba and Bubba says "OK, pick somebody else!" This time Bubba's boss has someone in mind! "The president, Bill Clinton! You don't know Bill Clinton!" but Bubba says "Oh yes I do! Bill and I were on debate team together in college!" Bubba's boss says "No you weren't!" and Bubba says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Washington and they catch up with the President at a press conference. They work their way through the crowd until Bubba get's close enough to catch Clinton's eye and waves "Bill!" and the President waves "Bubba!" and after the press conference they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Bubba's boss is stunned-- he can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that's just two people in one country-- that doesn't mean he knows everyone in the whole world!" so he tells Bubba and Bubba says "OK, pick someone out of the world spectrum and I know them!" And Bubba's boss knows just who to pick so he says "The Pope! You do not know the Pope!" and Bubba says "The Pope! The Pope BAPTIZED me!" and Bubba's boss says "No he didn't!" and Bubba says "Yes he did!" so they fly to Rome where the Pope is giving Mass in front of hundreds of thousands of people. They work their way through the crowd-- without much luck-- so Bubba says "Boss, we're never gonna get there together through all these people so I tell you what--I'll work my way up there and when I do, I'll give you a sign that shows you I know the Pope!" and he leaves. Well Bubba's boss waits and waits and waits and just when he's about to give up, he sees the Pope come out onto the balcony and right there beside him is Bubba! Shortly afterwards, Bubba's boss passes out. Bubba comes back and finds his boss passed out and he fans him and says "Boss! Boss! Wake up!" and when his boss comes to, he asks "Boss what happened?" Bubba's boss looks at Bubba and says "OK, I can see Tom Selleck. I can see Bill Clinton... hell, I can even take the Pope! But when somebody standing next to me asks 'Who's that up there with Bubba?' that's a little more than I can take!
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Rinna 1779 5162 Shah Alam	Re: TGAMM FINDS CURE FOR RHINO RASH 9/22/2007 1:16:42 PM
	DONNA S for being an angel and dropping by to wish me Congratulations. Donna, you are a real sweet lady with a good hearth. I wish you all the best my friend. Have a blessed week! Love, Rina A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there. As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jerves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She then closed and locked the door. She looked at him and smiled. "Jerves," she said."Take off my dress." He did this carefully."Jerves," she continued." Take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her. "Jerves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties." As he did this, the tension continued to mount. She looked at him and then said, "Jerves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
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