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Woman Are Smart (Nick)
9/13/2007 10:13:08 PM

Free your heart from hatred.

Free your mind from worries.
Live simply, Give More, Expect less.

 

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a
cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white
TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now I
have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen
TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that
you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find
a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your
mid-life crises.



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Gerri Decher

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Re: Woman Are Smart (Nick)
9/13/2007 10:27:21 PM
Hi Nick,
One back for you.....Gerri

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A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

 

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.  

 

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.  

 

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.

 

When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.  

 

He asked her about the contents "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll"  

 

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.  

 

"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?"  

 

"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."  

 

Women will love this..  

 

A Prayer.......  

 

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death as I don't know how to crochet.

 

 



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Re: Woman Are Smart (Nick)
9/13/2007 10:35:04 PM
Let us put men and women together
See which one is smarter
Some say men, but I say no
The women got the men like a puppet show

Believe me, it's the people that say
That the men are leading the women astray
But I say that the women today
Are smarter than the men in every way

Chorus
That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
The women are smarter than the men today

Little boy sit on the corner and cry
Big man come and he ask him why
Says I can't do what the big boys do
Man sat down and he cried too

It ain't me, but the people who say
That the men are leading the women astray
But I say that the women today
Are smarter than the men in every way

[chorus]

Ever since the world began
Women been imitating the ways of men
But listen cause I've got a plan
Give it up, just don't try to understand
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Joelees Wholesale

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Re: Woman Are Smart (Nick)
9/14/2007 1:13:46 AM

Hi Nick,

Just what I had to come visit at 2am lol  Thank you Great way to end my long day Gods speed :-) Lee

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Re: Woman Are Smart (Nick)
9/14/2007 3:16:03 AM
Hello Nick,

Wow, these are good ones, I'm adding another to the collection.  Thanks for the smiles.



Another Definition of Marriage

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.



 50th Wedding Anniversary

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married.

"Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"


God Bless
Gaby


God Bless Everyone
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