Free your
heart from hatred.
Free your
mind from worries.
Live simply, Give More, Expect less.

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a
cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white
TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now I
have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen
TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that
you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find
a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your
mid-life crises. 
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