Hi Linda,

I'm not going to Vegas!  I heard it gets over 100 degrees there on a daily basis.  If I was going gambling, I'd go to Atlantic City!

Speaking of gas stations...sometimes I just walk up the street to the gas station to buy a candy bar or gum or that "fantastic" machine cappucino, and once the cashier insisted that I pay for gas...she kept asking me which pump my car was at!  LOL. 

Hi Dear Kathleen

I am going to point something out here! Homer's son out of wedlock is trying to hog in on his fame - You be the judge!

Hi Nick,

My stepson just named his new son Carter, I think he and his wife were just surprised that it was a boy since the ultrasound technician said it would be a girl...so I think they just saw the Carter label on all the baby clothes and chose that name, much to the distress of lots of Republican relatives who said he should have named him something else, such as Cartman!  Thanks!!