"Did you know the internet is on the computer now?" -- Homer Simpson
AND OTHER NUGGETS OF ABSOLUTE BRILLIANCE:
"If I knew there was gonna be so much reading on the internet...!" (I don't know who said that, maybe it was Homer Simpson again)
"I like your picture, ya wanna come to Vegas and get together?" (said by a man without a picture!) FYI...I avoid hot weather like the plague, sure I'll pay for my own trip to Vegas to meet a faceless stranger <eyeroll> I don't even put gas in my own car!
"I joined this MLM 3 weeks ago and earned a big zero so far, I'm gonna chuck it!" (said by a friend who doesn't promote, or I would have joined under him if I knew he was with it because I joined under someone else)
"This paid dating site doesn't let me give or accept other peoples personal email addresses, it won't let me bypass the system." (Said by someone who thinks all people are well-behaved) Really? Do ya think they'd lose money that way and possibly it would lead to online harrassment of tons of people?
"I need help, there's too much to read here so I hope you'll read it all for me and tell me in a few easy sentences" (SURE! And I hope you'll join all my stuff, but then again, you probably won't read everything that goes along with it so I'll spend even more time condensing it all for you.)
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