This one isn't gross...just very sweet!!
Two elderly men who hadn't seen each other in years were talking one day in the park.
The first one replied...Well, you know I'm just thankful to make it through the day and happy to see the next morning.
The second man, looking kind of sad and down, replied...Well, I married a voluptuous 24 year old woman who is everything I had always dreamt about. Every night she cooks an amazing gourmet meal...then we make passionate love for hours and fall asleep in each other's arms!!!!
The first man then asks...How come that you are so down in the dumps then??
The second man replies...I FORGOT WHERE I LIVE !#@*
I hope you liked it!!
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