MY GOOD FRIEND FROM KENTUCKY SENT ME THIS IN AN EMAIL TODAY, AND I JUST HAD TO SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE! I THINK IT IS VERY CUTE AND TOO FUNNY! MY FRIEND IS SOOOOO SILLY! I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE JOKES! :)
GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU,
LOVE, MARILYN
Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their
feet in the air.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in
Kentucky.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in
Kentucky plus a couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
Onced and twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy.
People actually grow and eat okra.
Fixinto is one word.
There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only
dinner and then there is supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start
drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea
with our sugar!
Backards and forwards means "I know everything about
you."
DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't
matter what time it is. You work until you're done or
it's too dark to see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM Kentucky IF:
You measure distance in minutes.
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the
same day.
You use "fix" as a verb. Example: "I'm fixing to go to
the store."
All the festivals across the state are named after a
fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
You install security lights on your house and garage
and leave both unlocked.
You know what a "DAWG" is.
You carry jumper cables in your car . . . for your OWN
car.
You only own four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and
ketchup.
The local papers cover national and international news
on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and
sports.
You think that the first day of deer season is a
national holiday.
You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm."
You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer,
still Summer and Christmas.
Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known
as"goin' Wal-martin" or off to "Wally World."
You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as
good soup-bean weather.
A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or coke . .
. it's a Pop, regardless of brand or flavor. Example:
"What kinda pop you want?"
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no stinking driver's ed . . . if our
mama says we can drive, we can drive.
You understand these jokes and forward them to your
friends from Kentucky (and those who just wish they
were). Not EVERYONE can be a Kentuckian, it's an art
form and a gift from God!
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