|
You want a Gold Star!!!!!!
Sue in my humble opinion you deserve a diamond!!!!!!!!!
Much more precious and beautiful than a Gold Star.....
Bet that put a twinkle in your eye?
----------------------------------------------------------
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
----------------------------------------------------------
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a "marriage of the 90's" -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!" Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"
----------------------------------------------------------
Real Story
One morning I asked my now ex wife to make me 4 eggs for breakfast but they had to be done a certain way. I wanted 2 scrambled eggs, and 2 fried sunny side up eggs....
Wouldn't you know she fried the wrong 2 eggs?
----------------------------------------------------------
"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," I told a friend of my wifes the other day "Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend. "I'm not bitter.
Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."
----------------------------------------------------------
Do Spell Checkers really work?
I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.
----------------------------------------------------------
Ram_Industries
Robert Montgomery
http://Martech-Inc.biz
|