Here's a few more for ya' -
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· IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?
· PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
· PANDA MATING FAILS - VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
· NJ JUDGE TO RULE ON NUDE BEACH
· CHILD’S STOOL GREAT FOR USE IN GARDEN
· DR. RUTH TO TALK ABOUT SEX WITH NEWSPAPER EDITORS
· SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN
· ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX
· EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
· SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
· DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON
· ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX
· LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS
· MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
· TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE - ONE DIES
· TWO SISTERS REUNITE AFTER EIGHTEEN YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER
· NEVER WITHHOLD HERPES FROM LOVED ONE
· NICARAGUA SETS GOAL TO WIPE OUT LITERACY
· DRUNK DRIVERS PAID $1,000 IN 1984
· AUTOS KILLING 110 A DAY, LET’S RESOLVE TO DO BETTER
· IF STRIKE ISN’T SETTLED QUICKLY IT MAY LAST A WHILE
· WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
· SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE, BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY
· COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
· CHILD’S DEATH RUINS COUPLE’S HOLIDAY
· BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HASN’T SEEN IN YEARS
· MAN IS FATALLY SLAIN
· SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY
· DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELING OF ISOLATION