Funny Ads

These are advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country (or so we are led to believe)

- Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

- The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

- Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

- Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

- Stock up and save. Limit: one.

- We build bodies that last a lifetime.

- For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

- Man, honest. Will take anything.

 

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Simple Operation

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"

Hi Marilyn,

Thanks for the Chuckles.  Loved the Ads and  The "Simple Operation" reminds me of the feeling one gets when the Doctor's working somewhere down out of sight, and you hear him say "Oops".

The Kitty Kats are Adorable.

Thanks Again,

Phil

Thanks for the Funny Marilyn, the cats are adorable.  Have an Awesome Day! Your friend Thomas...(smile).

Good stuff. Here is some Marriage and Laughter humour. ________________ I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous _______________ "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman _______________ My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield _______________ "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran Have a terrific weekend all. Yvette

HI Marilyn

Loved the ad....I see some or those same ads featured in the late late shows sometimes. They are hilarious and very Funny.  I also loved the kitty cat and the joke. Hope that on FEB 12 I don't hear that from my doctor or nurse. I will be going in for a double Disc Back fusion.  Thanks for the laugh.