Ok Geketa...
Since you're keeping score then it's time I step up to the free-throw line and score.
Since you're playing the Sportcaster I'll play the Newsreporter.
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Channel 10
ADLANDPRO NEWS
Anchorman Johnny Sanchez
NEWS FLASH
Good morning Folks! Where bring you breaking news from Iraq. At approximately 11:15 PM last night the wife of former War Criminal Saddam Hussein (Geketa Hussein) was seen planting a bomb at the "Heary, Heary..." forum but the bomb failed to go off. Citizen's of AdlandPro are asked to keep an eye for this terrorist. Below is a mug shot of Geketa Hussein. If you see her anywhere near the forum please contacted Lieutenant Bogdan at AdlandPro headquarters so he can have his officers apprehend her. (Note: This is worth three points)
Geketa Hussein
$1,000,000 Reward has been offered for any information leading to the capture of this terrorist.
Now we take you to Weatherman Johnny Stormchaser for the latest on Hurricane Venerina!
Weatherman Johnny Stormchaser
Hello Folks! I'm standing on shores of AdlandPro and I can see Hurricane Venerina heading directly in the path of the "Heary, Heary..." forum. Hurricane Venerina has been classified as a level 5 hurricane and all forum posters are asked to please evacuate the forum. The Hurricane has left a path of destruction all the way from the Island of Medeira to were it's at now on our shores. Folks, please heed the warnings and run for your lives! (Note: This is only worth one point since it wasn't directed at you Geketa)
Now we take you to our Hollywood Reporter Johnny Luuuuuvve!
Hollywood Reporter Johnny Love
Whaz up!!! This is Johnny Love, bringing you the lastest gossip from Hollywood. Folks, today the former Actor and now full-time Feminist Activist Geketa Do'na Getta was seen in front of Hollywood's AdlandPro Store protesting the sale of Zorro's new line of underwear. The local authorities have had enough of Geketa's crazy stunts so they had her hauled off to the local Assylum were she will be examined by the local Shrink Dr. Johnny Knowsall. (Note: This is worth 3 points)
And now Folk's it's time for the lastest news and scores in the World of Sports. We're sending you back to Sportcaster Geketa Do'na Betta who has the exciting news about the miraculous comeback by the Sanchez Lakers who have taken away the lead from the Geketa Wildcats in the Basketball Championship Tournament. (Note: This is worth 3 points)
Geketa, are you there...?
(Sanchez 12 points - Geketa 10 points)
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Zorro strikes again!!!
John Sanchez (aka Zorro)