Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000; Tux rental-$100. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 ! in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it. Kathy Hamilton simikathy.com

Ha, ha! I opt for simplifying our lives, less suitcase when we travel, forget the Christmas shopping,buy a cheap 3 pack of cotton underwear as they are more comfortable, take over the garage for a potting shed... Linda ;-)

Hi Kathy,

Thanks for this controversial sexist topic "I love it"

Just a few corrections "I hate to see men wearing shorts" I wouldn't be seen dead in them!

You forgot the "Mile a minute ear and nasal hair" after 40"

Also Barbara would kill me if I ever grew "Face Fungus"

And yes I do know about tanks "Not water or faucet tanks" but the ones with a big gun and tracks, I used to be a tank driver and then a tank commander when I was younger.

I do agree with everything else, there's just one thing, theroretically speaking If men had to have babies  in turn after the wife or partner there would only ever be two children in every family!

Thanks for bringing a smile to my day!

Best Wishes

John fellow banned person.

That must be the way god wanted it .--not??

                             Your friend  Ted Mertig

Hi Kathy

I take exception. My wife Susan told me I have great legs. I have a
question - why do women look higher on your body when you are
wearing shorts and have great legs? LOL

Robert