These aren't weird facts. They are from children. I thought I would put them here since you had not posted anything about kids in the last couple of days. I also thought they were funny.
These are some new ones I haven't seen before.
What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll
discover the joy in it! (These have to be original
and genuine . . . No adult is this creative!)
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his
new baby sister. After a while he asked, "Mom, why
have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold
milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember
anymore. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you
must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five
to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kisse d his Mom goodnight. "I
love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury
you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a
painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the
bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it
was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for
her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked,
"How does it know it's me?
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the
hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she
said. "It makes my teeth cough."
D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked,
"How much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were
hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking
his eyes off them, he asked his dad, "Why is he
whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.
When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied,
"I don't know what'll happen with this bed
when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad
read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife
and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and
was turned to salt. Concerned, James asked, "What
&n bsp; happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an
elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy
looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't
your skin fit your face?"
The Sermon this Mom will never forget....
"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended
toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned
face, "without you, we are but dust." He would have
continued but, at that moment, my very obedient
daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and
asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
"Mom, what is butt dust?"
Dee
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