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Craftie Linda

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A NEW ALPHABET
9/14/2006 8:37:41 AM
A is for Apple, and B is for Boat,
That used to be right, But now it won't float!

Age before Beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now A's for arthritis; B's the bad back,
C is the chest pains, perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P for prescription's, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
and I've kept twenty-six doctors fully employed
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Re: A NEW ALPHABET
9/14/2006 8:45:52 AM
A good one, Linda.

A doctor once told me that there were two things you loose with
age. One of them is memory, but I can't remember what the
other one was.
Robert Talmadge To follow your dream, follow your heart. http://community.adlandpro.com/forums/17474/ShowForum.aspx
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Re: A NEW ALPHABET
9/14/2006 8:59:38 AM
LOL..Linda...I can understand this....Larry
Larry Blethen http://www.bluelight-marketing.com larry.blethen@bluelight-marketing.com, 304-369-5603
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Re: A NEW ALPHABET
9/14/2006 9:04:09 AM
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Re: A NEW ALPHABET
9/14/2006 9:08:19 AM

Hi Linda,

Great Post, as always.

This one is particularily appropriate to me when my "Senior Moments" seem to be increasing in frequency.

Thanks for the smile.

Phil Black

“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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