Menu



error This forum is not active, and new posts may not be made in it.
Kathleen Vanbeekom

11447
13305 Posts
13305
Invite Me as a Friend
Top 25 Poster
Person Of The Week
Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
9/5/2006 10:40:28 AM
Thanks, Marion!  You really got the dog personalities correct! 
+0
Marion Tucker

1928
2751 Posts
2751
Invite Me as a Friend
Top 100 Poster
Person Of The Week
Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
9/5/2006 11:04:30 AM
Hi Kathleen,

How's it going?  Yes, dogs each have their own individual personalities like people.

Thanks for coming by here!

God Bless!
Marion
Highest Paying Business Network In The World! http://goldie.secretdm.com/getinfo.html NEW REVOLUTIONARY ANTI-AGING BREAKTHROUGH!!! NO MORE PILLS OR JUICE, just spray nutrients in your mouth! http://Goldie.AliveMax.com
+0
Patricia Bartch

2952
9394 Posts
9394
Invite Me as a Friend
Top 25 Poster
Person Of The Week
Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
9/5/2006 8:11:33 PM
Hi folks.....please check out my topic!!!  
 
 
PET RULES:
 
To be posted VERY LOW on your refrigerator door -- nose height.
 
Dear Dogs and Cats:
 
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. All the other dishes are mine and will contain my food. Please note, placing a paw in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
 
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR, or NHRA, and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I'll fall faster than you can run out of my way.
 
I cannot buy anything bigger than a Calif. king-sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Don't think I will continue sleeping on the edge of the bed, or the couch, for your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball then they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other and you are not to stretch out to the fullest extent possible.
I also know that sticking your tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm against humans.
 
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline
attendance is not mandatory.
 
The proper order is kiss me, THEN go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
 
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
 
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
 
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it fur-niture).
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal -- to me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
 
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
 
1. Eat less.
2. Don't ask for money all the time.
3. Are easier to train.
4. Usually come when called.
5. Never drive your car.
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends.
7. Don't smoke or drink alcoholic beverages.
8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions.
9. Don't wear your clothes.
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
I'm Your AVON LADY: http://youravon.com/pbartch *Ask me how to get FREE Shipping.
+0
Donald Rich

1328
1529 Posts
1529
Invite Me as a Friend
Person Of The Week
Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
9/5/2006 8:25:53 PM

MARION, YES I'VE HAD DOGS AND CATS. CATS WILL NOT DO ANYTHING THAT  THEY DO'NT WANT TO.

  DON RICH

+0
Cheri Merz

492
1258 Posts
1258
Invite Me as a Friend
Person Of The Week
Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
9/5/2006 11:02:13 PM
Marion, Hilarious! I just read it to my husband, along with Patricia B's response. We both got a big laugh. My husband likes Patricia's number 11 regarding selling their children best. Wonder what our four grandchildren would think, lol? Cheri
+0


facebook
Like us on Facebook!