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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

9/4/2006 12:28:34 AM

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

Have a Blessed Week!
Marion

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Lisa 1321 1972 King	Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? 9/4/2006 12:33:43 AM
	Hello Marion, Those are just too cute and funny!! Thank you so much for sharing them. Hope your having a great holiday weekend. Your Friend,

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Nan 1596 3059 Albany	Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? 9/4/2006 12:35:14 AM
	this is great. my oraange 11 pound tiger, nick, has staff, and rules this houes well.
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Rose 387 194 Columbus	Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? 9/4/2006 12:49:46 AM
	Way to go, Marion! This is totally on target. My shep would have said that, done that. My current pup (half Doberman, half Jack Russell) does INDEED bounce off the walls, all day, every day.
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John 552 1107 Sunshi...	Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? 9/4/2006 1:14:51 AM
	Hi Marion You've got the breeds down to a T. I owned an Australian Shepherd which is called a Kelpie. The bugger was never still. He used to round up the chooks, anything that moved. Very clever too, I tied him up one day by slipping an iron ring over a 6ft post. He worked the ring up the post by pulling backwards and forwards on the leash until it popped back over the top. Couldn't work it out until I pretended to go out one day and spied on him.
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Hello Marion,

Those are just too cute and funny!! Thank you so much for sharing them.

Hope your having a great holiday weekend.

Your Friend,