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Hello Gentleman,
My friend Mike wrote these,its the mens turn,how funny!!
This gives a new concept to beer.
Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free Print E-mail
Written by Kathy Martin
HELLO MY FRIENDS,
SOMEONE SENT THIS TO ME,I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK I LAUGHED SO HARD, BE CAREFUL THIS IS CASE SENSITIVE.IF YOUR HEART IS WEEK PLEASE DO NOT READ.WELL YOU KNOW SECOND THOUGHT LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE. HERE GOES:
This is hilarious!!
I love this first statement.
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now a days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like . .. Laxatives . .... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always ½ off.
8. Men are like .... . Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots Al l the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
KATHY/SIMIKATHY
LIST OF COMMENTS
1/6. So True
Written by Connie Tipton
Sunday, August 06 2006
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Not only is that funny but it is so true. You just described my husband to a "T" LOL. Still waiting for that maturity thing. Hopefully it will be soon LOL
2/6. Very Funny
Written by Laura M Novakovic
Sunday, August 06 2006
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Even Petar Laughed!
3/6. That was pretty funny Kathy...Our (MEN) turn
Written by Mike Raymer
Sunday, August 06 2006
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You can enjoy beer all month long. Beer stains wash out. You don't have to wine and dine a beer. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play football. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out. Beer is never late. Hangovers go away. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. Beer labels come off without a fight. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer. Beer never has a headache.
4/6. Here are some more, enjoy!
Written by Mike Raymer
Sunday, August 06 2006
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After you've had a beer the bottle is still worth a dime. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer on your breath. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty. A beer always goes down easy. You can share a beer with your friends. You always know when you're the first one to pop a beer. Beer is always wet. Beer doesn't demand equality. You can have a beer in public.
5/6. Just a couple more...(LOL)
Written by Mike Raymer
Sunday, August 06 2006
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A beer doesn't care when you come. A frigid beer is a good beer. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony
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