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Deborah Skovron

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Re: Why buy a cow
8/3/2006 9:43:42 AM

Hi Kathy,

    Very funny, but we still do love them, warts and all. LOL

Your Good Friend

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Kathy Hamilton

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Re: Why buy a cow
8/3/2006 11:23:09 AM
Hello Deborah, It is funny you can not live with them or with out them!!!!! Strange concept huh???kathy/simikathy
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Re: Why buy a cow
8/3/2006 11:48:59 AM
Hi Kathy!  Here is one you all may enjoy! 
 
If Men Vacuumed



He Said/She Said


He said.... I don't k
now why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it.
She said ... You wear pants don't you?

He said.... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.


He said.... What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?

She said, Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


On a wall in a ladies room...
"My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it.... "I do not"


Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?

A.
Both of them.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?

A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?

A. The bonds mature.

Q.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?

A. We don't know; it has never happened.



Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?

A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A.
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.


Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?

A. They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God,"
the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT
~ Drummerboy Keep on thinking positive…..thank God for everything that’s good in your life……..and make it a great week!

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Patricia Bartch

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Re: Why buy a cow
8/3/2006 8:43:18 PM

Here ya go.....here is another one:

 

 
11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE.....

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.

They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as  a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.

SEND THIS MAIL TO AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN, SO THAT SHE HAS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY.

 

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Re: Why buy a cow
8/3/2006 9:35:56 PM

Hi

My that was quite interesting Kathy, every line I just burst out a laughter !!! That was good and so funny, I enjoyed that very much. Have a great day/night!

Warm Regards

Speak out & pass it on !!!
Broadcast Decency, UVACA

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