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Thats was great LARRY
HOPE YOU LIKE THIS ONEE
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. So the new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "Ok, old fart, time to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come in, you can't handle ALL these chickens, look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have
the old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Scram!
Beat it! Your washed up and I'm taking over."
The old rooster says, "I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farm house. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't have a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start."
So, they get a chicken to cluck "Go!", and the old
rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farm house and the young rooster has closed the gap. He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters run by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head,
"Damn it,.....Third gay rooster I bought this month."
Hope you like this one lol
John here
PS down here in FLO> will buzz you on skype
gurney_john
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