Dear Larry, "I only looked at the map for a second..."

Good Afternoon Shannon I take it that you are repeating what the calf said before the collision?

Dear Larry, No. I'm repeating what the calf said AFTER the collision. I'm repeating what he DID before the collision. And it's just a theory...

Good Afternoon Shannon Ok that's your theory My theory is that he was drunk from drinking the whiskey in the river and wasn't watching where he was going

Ok Larry and Shannon. The problem with both your theories is.........The calf normaly comes out head first.....therefor would have had to have been backing up at a high rate of speed for this accedent to happen as explained. If the boy was looking at the calfs tail end as implied. There would have been A LOT MORE EXPLAINING to do because the farmer would most likely have been pushing the calf back in and turnuing it around. So the Shannon theory dosen't work for me. Why would the calf be looking at a map and going so fast backwards? I suppose the Larry theory works better. A drunk calf might do that.(thought he had it in D but it was in R)