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Hafiz 2013

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RE: Just Joke!!
7/3/2013 1:50:00 PM
Where I was operated on for appendicitis!!

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing

young girl. The four passengers join in conversation,
which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl
proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you
my legs." The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck
out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit
to show her legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will
give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs," and men being what
they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill.
The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.

Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have
all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will
give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for
appendicitis." All three fork over the money. The girl then
turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing.

"See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"
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Hafiz 2013

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RE: Just Joke!!
7/3/2013 2:12:54 PM
Whisper!!
A mother took her little boy to church.

While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper'."

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

The Father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."
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