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Hafiz 226 791 Dhaka	Just Joke!! 7/1/2013 12:36:28 PM
	Wife buys a new phone and decides to surprise her husband who is sitting in the living room. She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband from the new number: "Hello darling!" The husband responds in a low tone: "Let me call you back later honey, the dumb lady is in the kitchen
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Hafiz 226 791 Dhaka	RE: Just Joke!! 7/1/2013 12:41:06 PM
	An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket; get your wife's ticket free. After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip. All of them gave the same reply, "Which trip?"
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Hafiz 226 791 Dhaka	RE: Just Joke!! 7/1/2013 1:17:35 PM
	Not only joke!! Real thing also!! A stranger in my home!! A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on. As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family. In my young mind, he had a special niche. My parents were complementary instructors: Mum taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey. But the stranger.... he was our storyteller. He would keep us spellbound for hours on end with adventures,mysteries and comedies. If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he always knew the answers about the past, understood the present and even seemed able to predict the future! He took my family to the first major league ball game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry.The stranger never stopped talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind. Sometimes, Mum would get up quietly while the rest of us were shushing each other to listen to what he had to say, and she would go to the kitchen for peace and quiet.(I wonder now if she ever prayed for the stranger to leave.) Dad ruled our household with certain moral convictions, but the stranger never felt obligated to honor them. Profanity, for example, was not allowed in our home - not from us,our friends or any visitors. Our long time visitor, however, got away with four-letter words that burned my ears and made my dad squirm and my mother blush. My Dad didn't permit the liberal use of alcohol but the stranger encouraged us to try it on a regular basis. He made cigarettes look cool, cigars manly, and pipes distinguished. He talked freely (much too freely!) about sex. His comments were sometimes blatant, sometimes suggestive, and generally embarrassing...! I now know that my early concepts about relationships were influenced strongly by the stranger. Time after time, he opposed the values of my parents, yet he was seldom rebuked And NEVER asked to leave. More than thirty years have passed since the stranger moved in with our family. He has blended right in and is not nearly as fascinating as he was at first. Still, if you could walk into my parents' den today, you would still find him sitting over in his corner, waiting for someone to listen to him talk and watch him draw his pictures. . . . . . . . . . . His name?.... We just called him TV He has a wife now....we call her "Computer" Their first child is "Cell Phone" Second child "IPod" And JUST BORN FEW YEARS BACK WAS a Grandchild "IPAD" OH MY HOW TRUE THIS IS!
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Hafiz 226 791 Dhaka	RE: Just Joke!! 7/1/2013 1:23:42 PM
	After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot. She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
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Hafiz 226 791 Dhaka	RE: Just Joke!! 7/1/2013 1:46:08 PM
	Why do couple fights?(collected, not mine :D) My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started. *********************** My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started. *********************** When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a petrol pump And then the fight started. *********************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?' 'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started. *********************** My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to me, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started. *********************** I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Kingfisher for 500 rs. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for 300 rs. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.. And then the fight started.. ************************* I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I've not been in a long time. So I took her to the kitchen. Then the fight started
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