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Phillip Black

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RE: Go Ahead! Laugh! You Know You Want To!.
10/15/2010 10:03:12 PM

Hello My Friends,

You know, we meet the most interesting Folks here at Adland. Just today, I made a New Friend and I would like to introduce him to you all...

Steve Wade

I hope that you will all Click on his picture, visit his profile, and get to know my new Friend Steve.

I know that this might seem to be a strange Thread in which to introduce new Friends, however, Steve is a man after my own heart. In his Bio, Steve says it best...

"I just want to make people laugh or just smile.

Have fun and laugh your stress off"

Thanks Steve

Steve also has a Terrific Site called The Giggle Pit that I hope you'll visit as well, if you'll just Click Here. The following joke was borrowed from his Site. Hope he doesn't mind.

Wrong Number

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.

On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

"No," replied the trainee.

"It's the CEO of the company, you idiot!"

The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, Sir?!"

"No." replied the CEO indignantly.

"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.

Have A Happy Weekend My Friends,

Phil

“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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RE: Go Ahead! Laugh! You Know You Want To!.
10/23/2010 5:18:00 PM
Hi Phil,
Here's one I think you'll enjoy.
Shalom,
Peter


The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.


Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the
shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.


BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!

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Phillip Black

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RE: Go Ahead! Laugh! You Know You Want To!.
10/23/2010 6:05:35 PM

Hi Peter,

Yes, you're right my Friend, that's definitely a keeper.

Here's one that you might like...

Letter From Osama

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send the President a letter in his own handwriting, to let him know that he was alive & well and still in the game.

When Obama opened the letter, it contained only a single line of Coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Well, the President was baffled, so he e-mailed it on over to his National Security Advisers and then to Homeland Security.

However, no one there had a clue either, so they sent it over to the FBI.

When no one could solve it at the FBI, on it went first to the CIA, then to British Intelligence.

Finally, someone thought to ask Mossad for help.

Within less than a minute, Mossad emailed the White House with this reply:

"Would someone please tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

Keep Smiling My Friend,

Phil

“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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RE: Go Ahead! Laugh! You Know You Want To!.
10/23/2010 8:46:43 PM
Hey Phil,
It's hilarious but I gotta admit I saw it straight away. :)
Shalom,
Peter

Quote:

Hi Peter,

Yes, you're right my Friend, that's definitely a keeper.

Here's one that you might like...

Letter From Osama

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send the President a letter in his own handwriting, to let him know that he was alive & well and still in the game.

When Obama opened the letter, it contained only a single line of Coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Well, the President was baffled, so he e-mailed it on over to his National Security Advisers and then to Homeland Security.

However, no one there had a clue either, so they sent it over to the FBI.

When no one could solve it at the FBI, on it went first to the CIA, then to British Intelligence.

Finally, someone thought to ask Mossad for help.

Within less than a minute, Mossad emailed the White House with this reply:

"Would someone please tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

Keep Smiling My Friend,

Phil

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10/24/2010 7:24:41 PM

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