|
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word
or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in
the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and
the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech
or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a
birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have
ever put my pecker in."
Wipe that smile off your face.
|