Greetings To The Goofy Group,
I am a transplanted Southerner living in the "Land Of Lincoln".
You may have heard:
There are 3 kinds of Yankees:
* Yankees
* Damn Yankees
* Damn Good Yankees
* A Yankee is someone from north of the Mason-Dixon line
* A Damn Yankee is someone who comes to the South, telling us what's wrong with us Southerners
* A Damn Good Yankee comes to the South, finds a "pinko-hippie-commie-faggot" and takes 'em back North (where they belong).
And before anybody gets bent out of shape about me being a prejudiced red-neck, I'll have you know that some of my best friends are "pinko-hippie-commie-faggots" - I just don't want one marrying my sister (well, it might be OK if they married the ugly one if'n they's to get her a new tooth). ;-)
Bill Dugan
ps - COMING SOON - ???
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