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Hi Craftie, had this one jus' sitten on mys herd-drive - hopen non yall gets off ended!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNEAK IF;
you think Hamlet is something you get at McDonald's
directions to your house includes at least 2 dirt roads
you go to family reunions to find a date
your saddle costs more than your horse
the rabbit ears on your TV come from a real rabbit
the furniture store in your town sells only gun racks
your bride doesn't have to change her name
your town is so small, that they're still excited about the wheel
your job doesn't offer coffee breaks because it takes too long to retrain everybody
you put out a campfire by peeing on it
even your dog eats chili for breakfast
you'll walk a mile for a Camel, but not 20 feet to take out the trash
most of your children were conceived at a rodeo
your belt buckle weighs more than your dog
your most popular pick-up line is, "nice tooth"
you think High Cholesterol is a religious holiday
the only difference between your grandmother & an elephant is about seven pounds
the 3 most difficult years of school for you was 2nd grade
you have whitewalls on your wheelbarrow
your last words were, "hey fellas, watch this!"
you got so excited when you heard you were being promoted to the 3rd grade that you cut yourself while shaving
when your wife goes out for groceries she has to ask you which car is running
your house still has the sign,"wide load" on it
you can burp & say your name
you & your dog use the same tree
you think there's nothing wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family
you've got more than one brother with the name Darryl
one of your kids was born on a pool table
your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does
you use a Nascar credit card
your toilet paper has page numbers on it
you have trophies lining your living room from tobacco spitting contests
you can change the oil in your truck with out ducking your head
your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight drive-in theater
at your senior prom, they had a day care
your 7 year old took a siphon hose to school for show & tell
you think that taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner
you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company
you brought a fishing pole with you when you visited Sea World
you took a load to the dump & brought back more than you left
you think a quarter hourse is a ride out front of Walmart
you've been maried 3 times & still have the same inlaws
you had to remove the back seat from your car so all your kids could fit in
you think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project
your favorite color is plaid
you have a personalized license plate that your dad made for you in prison
you've been on the 6:00 news at least 3 times describing the sound of a tornado
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