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Howdy Doo Linda Luu,
Mum was a trailer-trash slut
who met a passing trucker
and showed him her butt.
Dad rocked the trailer
and it is believed,
when the underpinning broke
I was conceived.
Having risen from the depths of depravity known as trailer trash myself, I am proud to now be in the ranks of small-town snobbery - thank you very much.
One of the quirks of society is that we all NEED someone to look down our noses at, so that we can feel that we are above someone else in the social strata.
For those of us who are merely one step above the red-neck trailer-trash scum of the earth, thank God for them - or else who would we have to be above?
Oh, wait a minute - it was ONLY a joke. I better climb down from my high horse and waller in the muck with everyone else.
On a serious note, I have a musical recommendation: surf on over to SoundClick.com, look up Maria Daines, and groove to her soulful bluesy delivery. If her voice touches you as it does me, you are in for a special treat.
Bill Dugan
ps - if anyone on my "friends list" is reading this ... when was the last time you checked out my Interactive Dollar Bargain Bin?
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