|
1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three weeks.
2. No changing your oil in the street.
3. No loud and wild parties without inviting the
manager.
4. You may have no more than 3 beer can wind chimes
each only
having no more than 6 cans each.
5. Drunkenness will not be tolerated in the streets
prior to 10 am.
6. While outside of your trailer you must be at least
partially
clothed.*
7. If you prefer to clean your trailer in the nude,
please close
the curtains. *
8. When bringing in the Jerry Springer or COPS film
crews, please
provide the management prior written notice so that
certain residents
may be forewarned.
9. Empty beer bottles should not be discarded on the
front lawn.
However, they may remain there until you are sober
enough to collect
them with the understanding you will collect them
within 7 days whether
sober or not.
10. When bringing dates home to your trailer, please
be advised
that in the event the sidewalks need to be repaired or
replaced due to
the weight of your date, you will be responsible for
all cost incurred.
Note* (Exemptions to rules 6 & 7 may be provided to
women between
the ages of 18 and 35. Please submit a photograph to
the manager for
approval.)
Following these simple rules should make your stay in
our trailer park
more enjoyable for everyone.
|