Linda, Halloween is my favorite time of year and the jokes were great. I am sending them to my friends on my joke list. A. Shirley Manion

Thanks Linda! I positively loved your jokes! I read them to my sister on the phone and we laughed and laughed! It was great! As Always, God Bless! Sincerly, Susan

Another gooody to print and put on the wall. Thanks Linda Take care my friend..

Very good, Linda. Here are some 'Moo' jokes. Cowboys might like like this lot, though it's kids stuff really. Q. who does Moo call when she's moving house? A. The Remoo-val Van!! Q. What do you call a cow that's wearing a jumper? A. A Jersey! Q. What do you call a cow that isn't wearing a jumper? A. A Friesian! Q. What do you call a cow playing a guitar? A. A Moo-sician! Patient - "Doctor, I keep seeing striped cows!" Doctor - "Have you seen a pyschiatrist?" Patient - "No, only striped cows!" Knock, knock... Who's there? ...Alec ...Alec who? ...Alec a nice glass of cold milk. Cheers. ________________________________________________________________ I would like to invite you to visit Jovio.com and Mach90. I 'm sure you'll find the websites interesting and I hope you will consider registering at Mach90 as a Pre-Enrollee. You'll be surprised at how many pre-enrollees eventually upgrade their status. You can tour the websites at the following addresses: http://www.mach90.com?admac http://admac.juvio.com

Hello, I would like to stay that before I received Jesus Christ as my Saviour, I was the farmer and looked at those hypocrites in the church and judged all christians based upon their actions. Not until I realized that I was a sinner like everyone else and in need of Jesus Christ as my Saviour did I sort out the real ones from the false ones. I realized that when a person trully receives Christ as Saviour, that person changes. Old is gone and new is coming. If anyone would like more info on this subject please let me know. Ray