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Hi Linda,
Here is a spooky story:
Tom bought a haunted house.
While he sits watching TV one night, the chief ghost in the basement says to his fellow ghosts that he will scare Tom to death.
He sits beside Tom on the couch, taps on his shoulder and says: “Can I have a cigarette please?”
Tom calmly gives him a cigarette!
The ghost, surprised, goes back to the basement and says to his friends: “This time I’ll scare the sh** out of him”. He removes one of his eyes, covers his face with blood and goes back to Tom.
“Hey, can I have another cigarette please?”
Tom looks at the ghost calmly and says as he gives him a cigarette: “Don’t you think that smoking is harming your health Mr. ghost?”
Have a non-spooky day!
Walid
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