A Priest, A Rabbi, and a Hindu Monk with a snake in a basket, get in a plane....the plane starts to crash as it starts to nose dive, the priest bows his head, and makes the sign of the cross, the rabbi bows his head, and makes the sign of the Star Of David,The Hindu Monk takes the snake of the basket, kisses it, and puts it back in the basket. What are you doing? asked the Rabbi..I'm kissing my Asp goodby! said the monk.
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