Hi Everyone,
Here's another!
An Australian, a Kiwi and South African
are in a bar one night having a beer.
All of a sudden the South African drinks
his beer, throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to
pieces.
"In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap
that we don?t need to drink from the same
one twice," he says. The Kiwi, obviously
impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
and shoots the glass to pieces.
"Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so
much sand to make the glasses that we don't
need to drink out the same glass either,"
he says
The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up
his beer and drinks it,throws his glass in
the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
South African and Kiwi. He turns to the
astonished barman and says,"In Australia
we have so many bloody South Africans and
Kiwis that we don?t need to drink with
the same ones twice."
Thanks
Leanne Busby
http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz
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