Hi Everyone, Here's another! An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don?t need to drink from the same one twice," he says. The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it,throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and Kiwi. He turns to the astonished barman and says,"In Australia we have so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don?t need to drink with the same ones twice." Thanks Leanne Busby http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz

Leanne Thanks for your joke. Why are you not placing any at my Hapiness jokes forum? http://community.adlandpro.com/forumShow.aspx?ForumID=5244 Thanks Linda

Pretty funny Leanne, Thanks for the laughs this morning :)

Hi Linda, I have read all your happiness forum,I even added a few,did you catch my police story in 'Police'.Good to see you here too! Have a great day ! Leanne Busby http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz

Leanne, Thanks for the laugh - it's a new twist on an old joke: A Brit, a Frenchman, a Mexican, and a Texan are on an airplane that is going down due to engine trouble. The pilot notifies them that they need to lighten the load to save the plane. The Brit stands up and says, "long live the queen" and jumps off of the plane to save his fellow human beings. The pilot notifies them that the load still needs to be lightened to save the plane. The Frenchman stands up and says, "vive le France" and jumps off the plane to save his fellow human beings. The pilot, one last time, states that they need to lighten the load to save the plane. The Texan stands up and says, "remember the Alamo" and throws the Mexican off of the plane. Bill Dugan I DID IT - I MADE SOME MONEY!