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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/21/2010 6:29:27 PM
You Might Be a Redneck...a different take

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya ’ll are.

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/21/2010 7:51:04 PM
THE MOST FREQUENT CAUSES OF TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS ARE:
NOT CELLS PHONES...
OR THE RADIO...
OR THE GPS MONITOR....
NOT TALKING...
OR WATCHING A CAR VIDEO....
OR CHANGING CD's...
see below

I'm applying for a government grant to study this problem further.
Wish me luck.

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"If I can only save one life..."

May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/22/2010 3:24:31 AM
Hi All,

I posted this video in the past but taking into account the resounding win in Mass. it's extremely appropriate.

Shalom,

Peter


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/22/2010 8:31:05 AM
Hello All,

Friendship is what it's all about. :)

Shalom,

Peter

True friend!




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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/22/2010 12:38:22 PM

Hello Peter, looks like you are on a roll. :):):) I enjoyed your last two entries immensely and immediately sent them out to my list. They are both new ones to me.

Evelyn

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