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1/5/2013 6:42:14 AM
Hi All,

Here's he second edition of NewsBusted for the week.

Shalom,

Peter

TOPICS:
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--Republicans
--President Obama
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--Sean Penn
--Hugo Chavez
--Wikipedia
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--Instagram

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Ana Maria Padurean

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/5/2013 9:13:19 AM


Hello Peter and visitors of Meshugeneh Reality - Everyday of the week!

Hope you accept my post even if its sooooo now and less then :-)

First of all let me wish you a wonderful, healthy and


... and a smile before I have to leave:


A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. He does a double take.

He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.


The store owner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale."

The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you 20 dollars for that cat."

And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.

The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."

The owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."


With lots of friendship,
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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/5/2013 1:58:05 PM
Hey Anamaria,

So good to see you here. You were and still are missed and I hope to see you here more often.

Thanks for a cute joke and a Happy New Year to you and your family.

Shalom,

Peter

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Hello Peter and visitors of Meshugeneh Reality - Everyday of the week!

Hope you accept my post even if its sooooo now and less then :-)

First of all let me wish you a wonderful, healthy and


... and a smile before I have to leave:


A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. He does a double take.

He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.


The store owner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale."

The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you 20 dollars for that cat."

And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.

The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."

The owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."


With lots of friendship,
Anamaria

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/6/2013 9:24:17 PM

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams

“I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!”

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters

“Too late pal, I’ve already done the paperwork”

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/7/2013 2:32:53 PM
Hello everyone :-)

This goes great after Roger's post :-D

Florist Mistake



On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy".


While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card.

"Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen."

"But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party."

"Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper.

"'Congratulations on your new location'." was the reply.


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