Hi Robert,

Happy New Year my friend.

The joke is fluking brilliant. )

Shalom,

Peter

Quote:
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."
"OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?"
"A fottle, replies the inventor."
"A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?"
"I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
"A farton," replies the inventor. "That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!"
"In that case," says the inventor... "You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."


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And it's time for new year resolutions .....

Hi All,

Happy New Year everybody.

Here's the first NewsBusted for the week and 2013.

Shalom,

Peter

TOPICS:
--Happy New Year
--Benghazi Hearings
--Christmas
--Facebook Gifts
--Spike Lee Boycott
--Quentin Tarantino
--Sam Donaldson
--John Kerry
--Piers Morgan
--Simon Cowell

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TGh5ZJXFqkk

Hello Peter and Friends!

A small visit to Wish YOU a Magical New Year 2013...

http://socialmediabar.com/happy-birth-day-happy-new-year

May all your dreams come true ;-)

Love & Blessings,

Alain

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she said.
"Grandpa, did God make me, too?"
"Yes, indeed, honey," he said.
"God made you just a little while ago."Feeling their respective faces again, she observed,
"God's getting better at it, isn't He?"

The Amazing Human Body

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.

The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women will be finished reading this by now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.