That's hilarious! Meat is MADE at the store? Shame on all of us who thought all meat was part of real animals :( I'm glad to hear no animals were harmed at the stores where meat is MADE. I'll notify the deli up the street to put a big sign in their window: "No animals were harmed in the daily making of our 12 varieties of sausages and full-meat one-pound burritos and homemade beef jerky, please try all our 200 beers and you'll really believe no animals were harmed, not in making the beer either!" (Long sign but they have a lotta 'splainin' to do about not hurting animals in all that freshly made meat every day, beer helps us BELIEVE!)
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