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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/11/2012 12:24:51 PM

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/13/2012 11:35:43 AM

Not a Youtube video I'm affraid but well worth watching to know why some dogs never stay at home when you're off for some quick shopping. ;-)

http://www.wimp.com/amazingdog/

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/15/2012 11:24:02 AM

Washing Dishes with Coldwater: A MUST READ! Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.


John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan ..



After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of

bacon, eggs and toast.



However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,


'Are these plates clean?'


His grandfather replied,


'They're as clean as cold water can get ‘em.

Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'



For lunch the old man made hamburgers.



Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,


'Are you sure these plates are clean?'


Without looking up the old man said,


'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'


Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.


John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.



Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!


'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/15/2012 11:33:47 AM
Hey Mark,

Love it.

Shalom,

Peter

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Washing Dishes with Coldwater: A MUST READ! Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.


John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan ..



After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of

bacon, eggs and toast.



However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,


'Are these plates clean?'


His grandfather replied,


'They're as clean as cold water can get ‘em.

Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'



For lunch the old man made hamburgers.



Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,


'Are you sure these plates are clean?'


Without looking up the old man said,


'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'


Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.


John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.



Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!


'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/15/2012 11:42:56 AM
Hi All,

I got this one this morning and wasn't sure at first where to post it, here in the joke thread or as a "light hearted" post in my Human shields In Gaza thread. In the end I decided to post it here and I'm sure all you progressive liberal Marxist and politically correct idiots will actually feel sorry for the poor jihadi suicide bombers being "cheated" out of 18 virgins in the after life.

Shalom,

Peter

BBC NEWS

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.

The suicide bombers’ union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, “Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don’t ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth”.

Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, “I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It’s a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don’t like cutting benefits but I’d hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won’t be able to blow themselves up.

Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway.

According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Muslim jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.


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