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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/10/2012 1:35:28 AM

Hi Peter, looks like you had a lot of fun with this one. :)

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It's all true Evelyn and being a woman you know it is. :)

I could add a few more if you want that are just as deadly.

Like when a guy tries to explain why he didn't do "something" with the absolutely true statement 'you never asked' she'll reply with: "you should have known !!!!!!!". Very deadly and you know you lost the argument with that bit of illogical woman's reasoning. Believe me there are many, many more. :)

Shalom,

Peter

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Yup I have used all of these one point or another! ~S

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/10/2012 1:13:18 PM
Hey Evelyn,

You got that right, I did. :)

Shalom,

Peter

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Hi Peter, looks like you had a lot of fun with this one. :)

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It's all true Evelyn and being a woman you know it is. :)

I could add a few more if you want that are just as deadly.

Like when a guy tries to explain why he didn't do "something" with the absolutely true statement 'you never asked' she'll reply with: "you should have known !!!!!!!". Very deadly and you know you lost the argument with that bit of illogical woman's reasoning. Believe me there are many, many more. :)

Shalom,

Peter

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Yup I have used all of these one point or another! ~S

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/10/2012 1:16:23 PM
Hi All,

Here's Jodi with the two editions of NewsBusted for the week.

Both video's show Jodi at her best but the best comment of all was the last in the second video. Be sure not to miss it ........... especially all you progressive liberal dependency addicted supporters.

Shalom,

Peter


Topics:
Unemployment
Obama birthday
Chick-fil-A
G.M. Profits
Clint Eastwood
President Obama
Mayor Bloomberg
Romney iPhone app.

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qpNxXzL7fE&feature=player_embedded



TOPICS:
--President Obama
--Swing State Polls
--Media Research Center
--Mitt Romney
--Bees on a plane
--Facebook
--ABC News
--Reagan National Airport
--Jenna Jameson
--Ron Jeremy

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9A_MwV7wwI&feature=player_embedded


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/10/2012 1:33:42 PM
Hi Roger,

Good to see you here and I'm glad to hear you have no problems. :)

This reminds me of a true story that happened to me when I was around 18-19 years old. I was in US Air Force basic training school at Keesler AF base in San Antonio, Texas. We had 2 training sergeants one named Sgt. Best and the other Sgt. Blood. Both were in their early thirties and Sgt. Best was a real s*hit and Sgt Blood was a very nice guy.

We were all young and thought someone in their thirties were "old men" and we arrogantly called them old farts and other descriptive names. Sgt. Blood being the nice guy he was took it all well and many times went out with us for a beer on our free nights. One time he told us when we harped on his "age" the following: "I'm not as good as I once was but I'm as good once as I ever was". We had fun with that and actually respected him very much for being such a good sport.

In any case "speaking for myself" I'll say what Sgt. Blood said. At this stage in my life I happily adopt the saying and can join you in saying "no problems". :)

Shalom,

Peter

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Hi All,

I know this one's a bit naughty but it's simply to funny not to share with you all. :)

Shalom,

Peter


Speak for yourself Peter.

No problem.

Roger

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/10/2012 1:49:55 PM
Hi All,

I got this one yesterday from a good friend and thought you'd all enjoy it as much as I did. :)

Shalom,

Peter

Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield..........

Because he said ....

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night
she used me to time an egg.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on
the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She
was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was,
she was coming home.

A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's
nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying
I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?
'She said, 'No, I hate myself now.'

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a
two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your
head in case the bag over her head comes off.

I knew a girl so ugly... they use her in prisons to
cure sex offenders.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss
in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got
arrested for mooning.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging,
naked. I asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you
came home early.'

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for
Alka-Seltzer.

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on
I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray
after the meal.

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex.
She called me from Chicago last night.

MY FAVORITE:

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born
a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
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