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Hey Mark,

Good to see you here again, it's been a while. You're on a roll with the jokes you posted today, all great.

Can you imagine the look on the bikers face after he heard that reply from the "girl"? To funny. :)

Shalom,

Peter

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On June 9, 2012, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Peoria bridge. The tough guy leader, George, stopped and his biker gang stood together on the side of the bridge.

George was a big burly man, 53 years old. He quickly got off his bike and walked up to the girl. He noticed that several motorists had stopped on the other side of the bridge and he saw an Illinois State Trooper running up.

George asked the girl, What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she said through tears. She was standing outside the bridge railing, hanging over the side with one hand.

George did not want to appear "sensitive" so he asked, "Well, before you jump, would you give me a kiss?"

Without hesitation, she leaned back over the railing and delivered a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

The crowd was silent … waiting. George says very loudly, "Woww! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent youre wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

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As I said Mark, all the jokes are brilliant but this one had me in stitches. It's so fitting an answer for people who voted for Obamacare without reading the bill. Just shows that even kids have more brains then the they do.

I really am not into politics as most of the time I don't understand what they are saying or doing. What ever they say never seems to be what it is.

Shalom,

Peter

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A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care or the economy when you don't know crap?"

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Hey Mark,

I love animals especially dogs (and horses). Cute little "mutt". Is it a Boston Terrier?

Shalom,

Peter

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Hey Mark,

She sure looks like a lovable dog and best of luck keeping your nose intact outta the nose job clinic. :)

Shalom,

Peter

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Yes, and she is just a real treasure to Julie and I. She is just too funny and loves to play with her little stuffed toys we call "Bunny" and has this thing about getting my nose.

So far she loves me, so my nose stays on my face.

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Hey Mark,

I love animals especially dogs (and horses). Cute little "mutt". Is it a Boston Terrier?

Shalom,

Peter

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Hi All,

Today I'm posting a double header of NewsBusted since I didn't post the first edition on Tuesday as I normally do.

Here are the two episodes for the week. Enjoy.

Shalom,

Peter

Topics:
--Illegal Aliens
--America's Deficit Doubles
--Sam Donaldson
--President Obama
--Pacquiao vs Bradley
--Obamacare
--Game of Thrones
--George W. Bush
--Mitt Romney
--L.A. Kings Win Stanley Cup
--David Arquette Bar Mitzvah

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDs0gIvSEoE&feature=player_embedded


Topics:
--Congressional Black Caucus
--Israelis and Mitt Romney
--Dylan Ratigan Show
--Obama Boy Video
--TV Show DALLAS
--President Obama
--Legalized Pot
--Toothpick Thief
--Oklahoma City

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1nCovowKlA&feature=player_embedded