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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/5/2012 1:41:55 PM
Hello Friends,

Here's the second edition of NewsBusted. In today's episode you'll find more about B Hussein's "I know more about Judaism then any other president" claim, the Green Lantern's new name and why he needs a new name and much more.

Shalom,

Peter


Topics in today's show:
--Unemployment
--President Obama
--John Edwards
--MSNBC Host Chris Hayes
--Zombie Killer
--Obama Gaffe
--Judaism
--NYC Mayor Bloombert
--DC Comics' Green Lantern

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_KuEmDGZ2g&feature=em-uploademail


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/6/2012 11:11:21 AM
I just got to this. Very funny.

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Hi All,

I got this joke a few days ago and thought it was hilarious. In a way it reminded me of the videos about the difference between a man's bran and a woman's brain.

Shalom,

Peter

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the
therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to
stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is
what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."



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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/6/2012 11:18:53 AM
I have a few minutes this morning, so have fun and laugh a little.
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/6/2012 11:19:59 AM
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/6/2012 11:21:09 AM

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral

director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had

no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery

in the Kentucky back country.


As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical

man, I didn't stop for directions.


I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.


I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side

of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I

didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.


The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.


And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They

wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my

bagpipes and started for my car.

Though my head hung low, my heart was full.


As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and

I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."


Apparently I'm still lost.... it's a man thing.

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