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Helen Elias

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/23/2009 7:43:14 PM
Marvin, Men's answer to Maxine
{Single women, we need a picture like this to remind us
that we don't need what's in it}



Men strike back!

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H
ow many men does it take to open a beer?
None.... It should be opened when she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing
machine
will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
{A smart woman would never start such a sentence}
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that
diminishes a woman's
sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head
And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
To the select few women who can handle it!

AND MAXINE SAYS............'MARVIN'...




Maxine just had to have the last word.


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Helen Elias

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/23/2009 7:59:37 PM

Quote:
[quote]Hi All,

Here's a serious warning for the older men and it's important they they take the necessary precautions. :)

Shalom,

Peter

That was funny!! LOL ...and so typical.

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/23/2009 8:58:47 PM
Getting married is extraordinarily similar to having ordered a first choice menu in the best restaurant down town.

As soon as the individual prised choices are presented all smiling parties gawk into the plate of their neighbours!

Merry Christmas to all.
Robert.



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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/24/2009 12:25:26 AM

Hi Peter

Phil's sign reminded me of this one...


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/24/2009 6:15:16 AM
Hello All,

I'd like to wish all my friends

A MERRY CHRISTMAS
&
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Shalom,

Peter



As reported in the Jerusalem Post:

Choosing your own Christmas trees from KKL-JNF forests

"Ican't believe that Israelis ensure that Christians in Israel haveChristmas trees! This is really cool!" We were speaking to Nathan, astudent at the Jerusalem University College on Mt. Zion, whom we met atKKL-JNF's traditional Christmas tree distribution at their regionaloffices at Givat Yeshayahu, on Wednesday, 10th December. "Mybrother-in-law, who lives in Centerpoint, Iowa, is also here with hischildren. It's his first visit to Israel and I invited him to come withme to pick up a Christmas tree. His kids are having a great time, theair here is so fresh and it's just a beautiful day. I'm studying thehistory and geography of the Holy Land at the Jerusalem UniversityCollege, the only Protestant institution of its kind. I'm on a two-yearprogram and let me tell you, this is really amazing!"

"Everyyear just before Christmas, KKL-JNF distributes trees to churches,monasteries, embassies and the foreign press in Israel. EliBen-Sheetrit, KKL-JNF forester in charge of the lower Judean coastalplain, told us about the project and how it worked: "The first thing wehad to do was to choose which tree would make the most beautifulChristmas tree. We decided on the Arizona cedar and as you can see, noone is disappointed by our choice." -more



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