Hi Mark,

Thanks again. Posted in you thread as requested. Best of luck with your reconstructed forum/thread.

Shalom,

Peter

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Good Day Peter,

I have worked out a couple of new, and kind of cool looking designs for you.

I have a small request if you don't mind.

Because I have reconstructed my forum for Website and Logo Designs,

I was wondering if you could go to the forum and under request thread,

request an image for thread and the name of it. Please add your link to the

thread if you would. That way I can showcase my work and build back up,

what I completely destroyed.

I have two ready and will also bring them in here to if that is OK.

This is the new address. You will see the request thread.

http://community.adlandpro.com/forums/forum/547543/Websites-and-Logo-Designs.aspx?

Hi All,

The second edition of NewsBusted for the week is here. Find out why AOL lost 5,000,000 users, why mind reading machines haven't been approved yet, find out about global warming and the Alaskan cold spell and much more.

Shalom,

Peter

Topics in today's show:

--Food Stamps

--AOL and Huffington Post

--Chris Matthews Defends Obama

--Chevy Volt

--Glacial Ice

--Alaska Cold Spell

--Walmart Greeters

--Mind-Reading Machines

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o1MvbpKZwI&feature=uploademail

Hi All,

My brother-in-law sent me this picture and I had a big laugh when I saw it for the following reasons. 1. The name Purple Jihad. 2. Gay muslims for peace. 3. "And the destruction of Israel".

Now take these three headers and put it all together you've got gay purple muslims for peace who are on jihad and want to destroy Israel. Make any sense to you? Jihad and peace aren't compatible nor is peace and destroying Israel.

But the funniest part is that the guy is on a suicide mission. Whether he's purple or pink and on a peace mission to destroy Israel he's gonna be killed by his fellow jihadi non gay brethren that don't tolerate gays in their society. That's one dead muslim IMO. :) I personally wouldn't lift a finger to save his sorry purple a$$. Hmmmm, anyone think I'm being politically incorrect. :)

The title of the picture was 'Bizarre People' and it should have been 'Bizarre and Dead People'. :)

Shalom,

Peter

After a marathon week of creating all things, God embarked on creating characteristics for all nations and so it became that:

the Swiss were given the qualities of Financial and Economical Wisdom,
The Germans, Rigorous and Hard Working,
The Canadians, Resistant and Happy go easy,
And likewise it went for all nations as they received two qualities each until finally the American nation was given the remaining three virtues of Democrats, Honesty and intelligence.

Wohoo! Cried Saint Peter, “You can't give three virtues to the US and only two to all others!”

“Yes I can.” sneered God, “watch” as he ordered that freedom is to be able to only adhere to two virtues of choice rather like a drive-in self-service Mall.

And so it was that:

If you chose Intelligence and Honesty, you cannot be a Democrat.

If you chose Democrat and Intelligence, you cannot be Honest.

If you chose Honest and Democrat, you cannot be Intelligent.

Hey Robert,

You're on a roll. all your latest jokes are great but this one is by far the best one.

Keep em coming.

Shalom,

Peter

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After a marathon week of creating all things, God embarked on creating characteristics for all nations and so it became that:

the Swiss were given the qualities of Financial and Economical Wisdom,
The Germans, Rigorous and Hard Working,
The Canadians, Resistant and Happy go easy,
And likewise it went for all nations as they received two qualities each until finally the American nation was given the remaining three virtues of Democrats, Honesty and intelligence.

Wohoo! Cried Saint Peter, “You can't give three virtues to the US and only two to all others!”

“Yes I can.” sneered God, “watch” as he ordered that freedom is to be able to only adhere to two virtues of choice rather like a drive-in self-service Mall.

And so it was that:

If you chose Intelligence and Honesty, you cannot be a Democrat.

If you chose Democrat and Intelligence, you cannot be Honest.

If you chose Honest and Democrat, you cannot be Intelligent.