Hi Peter,

Not sure whether Geketa has been by here to post lately, but here's one that I liked that she posted over at FB...

Obama wakes up one night, there is George Washington's ghost! He says, " George how can I help this country?"

Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was!"

Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again. This time its' Thomas Jefferson's ghost!

He says "Tom how can I help this country?"

Jefferson says, "Love the constitution like I did!"

Waking up again there is Abe Lincoln's ghost, he says "Abe how can I help this country?"

Abe replies, "Go see a play."

Have A Happy Week My Friends,

Phil

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Hi Peter,

Not sure whether Geketa has been by here to post lately, but here's one that I liked that she posted over at FB...

Obama wakes up one night, there is George Washington's ghost! He says, " George how can I help this country?"

Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was!"

Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again. This time its' Thomas Jefferson's ghost!

He says "Tom how can I help this country?"

Jefferson says, "Love the constitution like I did!"

Waking up again there is Abe Lincoln's ghost, he says "Abe how can I help this country?"

Abe replies, "Go see a play."

Have A Happy Week My Friends,

Phil

Hi friends, hope everyone had a wonderful day. I bet I know someone who will make a crack about this one. LOL!

This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors.

No Sunday Paper

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"
The irate female customer calling the newspaper office,
loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday.
The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone,
followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter,
....."Well, sh*it, that explains why no one was at church either.
:)

This one is for all you dog lovers. It gets even better the further you get into the video. :)

"THE BEST DOG SHOW EVER PUT ON BY ONE PERSON"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFvdoNSSiD8