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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/12/2011 3:12:03 AM

Thanks Gaby, I am glad you enjoyed. :)

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OMG! Evelyn that was hilarious.......

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/12/2011 3:15:28 AM

Here's one I bet the guys will enjoy and most of the ladies too. :)

Women one liners

Women have a passion for mathematics.
They divide their age in half, double the
price of their clothes
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got two girlfriends.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind
every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one
special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There is water in the carburetor."
I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the
wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am,
I married the wrong man."

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in
love and didn't notice."
When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
:)

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/12/2011 8:25:00 PM
Hi All,

Hers's the second edition of News Busters of the week.

Shalom,

Peter

From: newsbusted | Aug 12, 2011 | 311 views
Topics in today's show:

--America headed for another recession

--Nearly 46 million Americans are now on food stamps

--Sen. Harry Reid called rise of Tea Party disconcerting

--Washington, D.C. started a bike sharing program for its citizens

--Tooth fairy pays kids an average of 40 cents less than last year

--For the first time since 1966, Jerry Lewis will not be on the Labor Day telethon

--Leonardo DiCaprio tops the list of highest paid actors

--Missouri teachers forbidden from friending students on Facebook

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFCYWpQ9Cqc


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/12/2011 8:31:22 PM
Hi All,

This video has some vulgarity but the bottom line is that it's funny and true.

Shalom.

Peter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRmZ9zH-mYM



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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/13/2011 3:45:40 AM

Hi friends. Those were two GREAT videos Peter and as usual I thoroughly enjoyed the NewsBusters. Jodi does such an excellent job. Here is a little something I got today from my long time friend Flo. Short and sweet. :)

The last four letters in American..........I Can
The last four letters in Republican.......I Can
The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats
End of lesson. Test to follow in November

:)

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