Hi All,

It's Friday and time for the second edition of News Busters. Jodi has some surprises for you this week so enjoy.

Shalom,

Peter

Topics in today's show:

--Many in media trying to portray Obama as a centrist

--CIA reportedly used fake vaccinations as part of the plan to kill Osama bin Laden

--An atheist has won the right to wear a spaghetti strainer on his head in his driver's license photo

--A new study shows an over reliance on Google makes one dumber

--The Huffington Post has suspended a writer for rewriting a story from another source

--The Newt Gingrich campaign has a new slogan

--A drunk, out-of-work actor broke into the Ed Sullivan theater and caused $5000 in damage

--Health experts claim there is a new epidemic of male anorexia

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tat2C9bXIDw

Hi All,

Here's another amazing video. "God Bless America" by the Silhouettes played on America's Got Talent.

Shalom,

Peter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmbL0qb0_0c

Now that is plain spectacular. Thanks Peter.

Quote:
Hi All,

Here's another amazing video. "God Bless America" by the Silhouettes played on America's Got Talent.

Shalom,

Peter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmbL0qb0_0c

HIS visit to the ATM

1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt

HER visit to HER ATM

1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car b/c you’re too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
11. Hit “cancel”
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in gear, reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release parking brake

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A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, “Who is this?”
“This is the maid.”, answered the woman.
“We don’t have a maid!”
“I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.”
“Well, this is her husband. Is she there?”
“Ummm …. she’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband.”
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?”
“What do I have to do?”
“I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with.”
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. “What should I do with the bodies?”
“Throw them in the swimming pool!”
“What?! There’s no pool here?”
Long pause… “Uh …. is this 832-4821?”

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“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up,”
said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one redneck rose to his feet.
“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!” inquired the teacher with a sneer.
“Well actually I don’t,” said the student,
“but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”

Thanks Robert, The part I highlighted in red is the best part of that joke in my opinion. And the redneck joke is a gem. :)

Shalom,

Peter

Quote:
HIS visit to the ATM

1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt

HER visit to HER ATM

1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car b/c you’re too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
11. Hit “cancel”
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in gear, reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release parking brake

--------------------------------

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, “Who is this?”
“This is the maid.”, answered the woman.
“We don’t have a maid!”
“I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.”
“Well, this is her husband. Is she there?”
“Ummm …. she’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband.”
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?”
“What do I have to do?”
“I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with.”
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. “What should I do with the bodies?”
“Throw them in the swimming pool!”
“What?! There’s no pool here?”
Long pause… “Uh …. is this 832-4821?”

-----------------------------------

“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up,”
said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one redneck rose to his feet.
“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!” inquired the teacher with a sneer.
“Well actually I don’t,” said the student,
“but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”