Hello friends, hope everyone is having a fantastic week. This one is probably a repeat but still funny. As a matter of fact some are hilarious and some are down right insightful. :)

Kids write about love.....

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell,
I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -
Glenn, age 7

"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for
your life." -
John, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or
something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so
painful." -
Manuel, age 8

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has
something to do with how you smell. That's why
perfume and deodorant are so popular." -
Mae, age 9

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but
baseball is pretty good too." -
Greg, age 8

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find
me a wife." -
Tom, age 5

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and
that usually gets them interested enough to go for
a second date." -
Mike, age 10

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when
Dinosaurs is on television." -
Jill, age 6

"One of the people has freckles, and so he finds
somebody else who has freckles too." -
Andrew, age 6

"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's
what I'll do. I'll find a man who is kinda tall and kinda
handsome." -
Carolyn, age 8

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just
a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -
Kenny, age 7

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because,
even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot
of bills." -
Ava, age 8

"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might
propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole
life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced'." -
Anita, age 9

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade
hard enough." - Regina, age 10

"Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more
than once to find a live one." - Angie, age 10

"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and
illness together." - Marion, age 10

"Being single is better... for the simple reason that I wouldn't
want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married,
I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and have
her come over for some coffee and diaper changing." -
Kirsten, age 10

"Love is foolish... but I still might try it sometime." -
Floyd, age 9

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I
been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls
keep finding me." -
Dave, age 8

Hi friends, I think this one may be a repeat but not sure. Anyway I think it is hilarious. :)

Here's one I got today from a good friend and parts of it I had seen before, but not all of it. :)

Who feels Poor? - raise your glasses and toast to the new America.

Now this one I whole heartedly agree with and I think most people will. Just another example of government bureaucracy.

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