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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/14/2011 2:21:52 AM

Happy Friday friends and I hope everyone has a fabulous weekend. :)

Little Johnny.............

The kids filed back into class Monday morning.
They were very excited. Their weekend
assignment was to sell something, then give a
talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and
I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales
approach was to appeal to the customer's civil
spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious
success." "Very good," said the teacher.

Little Mary was next: "I sold magazines," she
said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone
that magazines would keep them up on
current events. " "Very good, Mary" said the
teacher

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The
teacher held her breath ... Little Johnny walked
to the front of the classroom and dumped a box
full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he
said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the
world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How
could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to
make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little
Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave
everybody who walked by a free sample." They
all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog
crap!" Then I would say,"It is dog crap. Wanna'
buy a toothbrush?"
"I used the Obama approach of giving you
something sh*itty for free, and then making you
pay to get the taste out of your mouth."
:)
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/14/2011 9:03:47 PM
Hi All,
Thank you all for your kind birthday wishes and videos. Much appreciated.
Evelyn I loved your last joke. Little Johnny sure pegged the fraud B Hussein. :)
Here's one that you might fancy (hmmmmm, that rhymes with Nancy :) ).
Shalom,
Peter

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.

The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to become isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/16/2011 6:25:44 PM
Happy Monday friends. Here is a cute zippy video from the great Volunteer state of Tennessee that always makes me smile and puts me in an upbeat mood. Hope you enjoy it and have a wonderful week. :)
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/16/2011 7:20:42 PM
Hi Evelyn & All,
Thanks for the video. Very cute and the little blond baby had a bit of stage fright but gave a few good jiggles.
Here's a video I got from a very good friend yesterday with a ferocious cat. I'm warning you it is dramatic.
Shalom,
Peter


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/16/2011 7:46:31 PM
Hi All,

Kids you gotta love em. This ones so cute I had to share it with you all.

Shalom,

Peter


A school teacher once a month has a "sticker day."
She gives each child a sticker and asks them to write a story about it. On this day she gave a little boy, Gabe, a sticker with a horse on it, his story is below.
As you can imagine, he misspelled the word which changed the context of the story completely!

If you have kids, grandkids or are a teacher, this will make you smile.


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