That's a good one Evelyn. I usually don't like blonde jokes but I got this one in my email this morning and I thought it was kinda cute. A blonde orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out.
The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the guy jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!
He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it and not me?'
'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker license!
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