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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/25/2011 2:58:41 PM
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This lady is a HOOT and a Jewel

A friend of the couple who founded Home Instead Senior Care, Mary Maxwell was asked to give the invocation at the company’s 2009 Convention. Initially it seemed like a normal prayer, but it soon took a very funny turn. Her deadpan delivery and lines like …This is the first time I’ve ever been old… and it just sort of crept up on me … soon had the franchise owners rolling in the aisles. With the timing of a professional comedian, Mary shines a very funny light on the foibles of aging, to the delight of this audience of senior-care experts.

Jim, my friend, thanks so much for sharing this video. I thoroughly enjoyed it. And yes, things do have a way of creeping up on us, don't they? Have an awesome day. :)

Evelyn

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/26/2011 12:19:52 AM
Sorry Peter but this is to help ladies out.

Important Women's Health Issue:

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.


God Bless Everyone
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/26/2011 12:31:10 AM
Great video Jim, thanks for sharing. I myself am not getting old I'm getting better with age just like a good wine......

God Bless



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This lady is a HOOT and a Jewel

A friend of the couple who founded Home Instead Senior Care, Mary Maxwell was asked to give the invocation at the company’s 2009 Convention. Initially it seemed like a normal prayer, but it soon took a very funny turn. Her deadpan delivery and lines like …This is the first time I’ve ever been old… and it just sort of crept up on me … soon had the franchise owners rolling in the aisles. With the timing of a professional comedian, Mary shines a very funny light on the foibles of aging, to the delight of this audience of senior-care experts.

Download a copy of the poem, Blessed In Aging (PDF 275k), which Mary reads at the end of her prayer.


God Bless Everyone
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/26/2011 1:02:25 AM

Thanks for the information on important women's health issues Gaby. I'm certainly glad I don't have any of the symptoms because there are just too many side effects and warnings. :)

Thanks my friend for the laugh.

Evelyn

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/26/2011 4:27:02 AM
You are so welcome Evelyn. You know it's not a bad way to forget a bad day....lol...quite tasty I may add....


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Thanks for the information on important women's health issues Gaby. I'm certainly glad I don't have any of the symptoms because there are just too many side effects and warnings. :)

Thanks my friend for the laugh.

Evelyn

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