The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on
the same stage in front of a huge
crowd.
The Madame Speaker and The
Pope, however, have seen it all
before.
To make it a little more interesting,
Madame Speaker says to the Pope,
"Did You know that with just one
little wave of my hand I can make
every Democrat in the crowd go
wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him.
Sure enough, the wave elicits
rapture and cheering from every
democrat in the crowd. Gradually,
the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be
outdone by such a level of arrogance,
considers what he could do...
"That was impressive, the Pope says,
"But did you know that with just one
little wave of MY hand I can make
many people in the crowd, and many
around the world, go crazy with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary
display like that of your subjects, but
will go deep into their hearts, and they
will forever speak of this day and
rejoice."
The speaker seriously doubts this, and
says so. "One little wave of your hand
and so many people will rejoice
forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.